Funny Brother Post

A quote from an email my brother sent me earlier this morning:

"Good luck on the job front. I heard a rumor that there's a recession going on?" - Noah Velthouse.

Sometimes the best encouragement a girl can get is some laughter, yes?

Creepy Beach Guy.

“I like the beach. I like to get there really early before everyone else shows up and take like thirty bottles with notes in them and throw them into the water. Then I wait for everyone to come to the beach and when someone goes to pick up one of the bottles, I go up behind them because when they open it there’s a note saying ‘I’m standing right behind you.’” - Demetri Martin